Searching For Crowns

Come children! Let’s play a game!
Can you find all the faces that,
Have a heavy crown on their heads?
Do you think you can find them?
How is it a game you ask, well…
It’s twenty points if their faces do not match ours,
And none if they do. 
Won’t that be fun! At least try!
Soon it won’t be hard for you to find,
All those that wear a crown.
You’ll see, everyone plays this game.
We search, everywhere, 
And everywhere we can find,
These faces. 
Sometimes they do not wear crowns at all.
Sometimes their faces are found,
After their stench enters a room,
And their dirty blood is easily identified.
They only eat bats,
And they never wash their hands.
They only know how to knit and weave. 
They live in caves.
They need glasses and can not drive.
They feast on the souls of innocent little children.
Everyone likes to find
Those faces
That can be blamed
For the spread of the crown